While we were in Japan recently, a highlight of one evening was exchanging jokes and riddles with Tetsuya who was familiar with American riddles having spent some time in the U.S. Here are some of the riddles that we exchanged and a few other gems.
Q: What is black, white and blue?
A: A zebra holding its breath.
Q: Why was 10 scared of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.
Q: What kind of room has no windows and no doors?
A: A mushroom.
Q: Why would you put a saddle backwards on a horse?
A: To see where you have been.
Q: What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear with a kangaroo?
A: A coat with fur pockets.
Q: What do little girl grizzlies wear in their hair?
A: Bearettes.
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby dinosaurs.
Q: What has no fingers but many rings?
A: A tree.
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