Showing posts with label Fun Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun Stuff. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

First Visit to Las Vegas

Dorothy was able to visit Las Vegas for the first time with her gal pals - wonder if what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas?

Saturday, December 26, 2009

A Christmas Riddle

This is for our cousin Tetsuya who lives in Japan and is a fan of riddles.

Q: What goes "Oh, oh, oh"?

A: Santa walking backwards.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

Riddles, jokes, and giggles - Part 2

Here's another installment of giggles, this time brought to you by Naomi and Ethan.

Q1: What do you call a stolen yam?

Q2: How do you fix a broken pizza?

Q3: What do you call a joke book about eggs?

Q4: Why didn't the hotdog star in a movie?

Q5: What do you do when you run out of ranch dressing?

Q6: Where do sheep go to cut their hair?

Q7: How do you ask a horse what his/her name is?

Q8: What does a lion say when he's mad?

Q9: What does a riddle say when it hits its funny bone?

Q10: Why didn't the dino cross the road?

Naomi actually was the one who typed in the last 4 riddles. Her first blogging!

(scroll below for answers)








A1: A hot potato.

A2: With tomato paste.

A3: A yolk book.

A4: The roles weren't good enough.

A5: You buy more ranches to make the dressing (Ethan's own creation).

A6: At the baaaa-ber shop.

A7: You say,"What's your naaaa-me?"

A8: "I'm roaring mad!"

A9: "I feel funny."

A10: It was the chicken's night out.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Riddles, jokes and giggles

While we were in Japan recently, a highlight of one evening was exchanging jokes and riddles with Tetsuya who was familiar with American riddles having spent some time in the U.S. Here are some of the riddles that we exchanged and a few other gems.

Q: What is black, white and blue?
A: A zebra holding its breath.

Q: Why was 10 scared of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9.

Q: What kind of room has no windows and no doors?
A: A mushroom.

Q: Why would you put a saddle backwards on a horse?
A: To see where you have been.

Q: What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear with a kangaroo?
A: A coat with fur pockets.

Q: What do little girl grizzlies wear in their hair?
A: Bearettes.

Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby dinosaurs.

Q: What has no fingers but many rings?
A: A tree.