Juggler: Here, can you hold my glasses? [hands his 1980s style sun glasses to Ethan]
Ethan: [turning to me] What do I do with these?
Me: Just hold them, I guess, until he asks for them back.
The juggler starts his ball juggling routine and finishes with a four-ball flourish.
Juggler: Who has my glasses?
Ethan: I do!
Juggler: Come on out here and put them on me.
Juggler: I need another volunteer.
Ryan: Pick me! Pick me!
Juggler: [points to Ryan] You kid. Come on out here!
Juggler: What's your name?
Ryan says something that most of us can't hear. Apparently the juggler dude didn't hear too well either...even though he was right next to Ryan.
Juggler: What's that? Frank? Okay, everyone please give a hand to Frank!
Ryan stands quietly with a somewhat sheepish look on his face. Thought cloud here. [Ryan: He's messed up my name.]
Juggler: Does he understand English? [looking in the general direction of our family]
Dorothy: Yes, he does and his name is Ryan!
Woman in Audience: That sounds better. Who names their kid Frank these days?
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